Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Boys vs. Girls According to Jessica and a boy at her preschool...

Jessica told me the facts about boys and girls today in the loudest voice you can ever imagine. This is the deal in case you were wondering.

"MOM! DID YOU KNOW BOYS AND GIRLS ARE THE SAME?! ESS-CEPT FOR BOYS STAND UP WHEN THEY GO PEE PEE AND GIRLS SIT DOWN! BECAUSE BOYS HAVE A PEE PEE AND GIRLS HAVE A TOTE! BUT BOYS AND GIRLS ARE THE SAME CUZ WE ARE SMART THE SAME AND FAST THE SAME AND FUNNY THE SAME MAMA! ESS-CEPT YOU AND DADDY SAID BOYS HAVE A PEE PEE BUT A BOY AT MY PRESCHOOL SAID HE HAS A PEAN-WISH!!!"

It starts early these days. Attention to all the ladies out there...watch out for the pean-wish.

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