Pandas are almost extinct. So this Panda reserve has been established in China with the sole purpose of breeding Pandas to repopulate the species. There's this one boy Panda named Liu Liu (pronounced Loo Loo) who is their number one stud boy Panda. But Liu Liu has trouble getting "in the mood" sometimes so they show him videos of boy and girl pandas in the act of making little baby Pandas. I think the reason Liu Liu is so successful is because he obviously doesn't have high morals and probably when they showed the other little boy Pandas their dirty videos, they looked away and would not watch the Panda Porn. See, this is what comes from Communism. Bad China. BAD CHINA.
Oh, and just so you don't think I'm out there surfing iffy Panda websites, this story was shown on NBC's coverage of the Olympics tonight. Gee wonder what I was watching that?
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Thank you for not 'linking' us to the website...
Too funny! Matt and I looked over at each other like "did they really just say they were doing panda gymnastics with him to work on his "stud muscles"???" It was such an odd little piece of journalism.
Casey
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