This is Jessica Meeker for Action News reporting from a home in the quiet suburbs of California where yesterday, a child of four hit her head on a kitchen counter top and smashed it to smithereens. The child, one Katie Kate My Sissy Meeker was running inside of the house, apparently not looking where she was going and came into contact with said counter top. The counter top was composed of tile and grout that when hit became jagged and sharp pieces. The child in question is composed of sugar, spice and everything nice. Katie (Age 4) was rushed to a local Emergency Room by her Papa and Grammie where doctors reported she suffered a hematoma head wound, abrasions on her eyelid and cheek and a puncture wound just below her nose. The child's injuries required neurological checks every two hours from her father and kisses that contained extra extra EXTRA magic from her mother.
Due to the fact that I, your friendly Action News reporter, Jessica was the only eye witness to this accident, I interviewed myself for this article. I am quoted as saying "WOE! WOE! KATIE YOU HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD! WOE! IT IS EVERYWHERE! THERE IS SURE A LOT OF BLOOD." Katie's mother who had recent knee surgery, was reported to have had to occupy the adjoining emergency examination room from her daughter due to the fact that she was going to hurl at any moment and pass out.
We are happy to report that both mother and child are fine and resting comfortably while the husband and father fetches them Popsicles and snacks with the help of one Action News reporter that shall remain nameless.
This has been Jessica Meeker, Action News Reporter signing off.
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At least you now have some good company!
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